Preschool Dressage

1. You must greet your guests with all your clothes on.
2. Undies alone don't count as 'all your clothes'.
3. Undies don't usually belong on your head.
4. Dresses are not dresses. They are just long shirts.
5. Bows are not Bows. They are hats.
6. You must keep your clothes on when sleeping. No nakey sleep.
7. You may not take your shirt off at any social event, even if Uncle Peter does it.
8. Honi's socks are not to be used as Kleenex, especially when they are still on her feet.
9. You may not walk around with your shirt pulled up, even if your 'tummy' is very smooth.
10. You must, MUST, MUST, put your clothes on before jumping on your trampoline in the back yard.