If it's not a cell phone...

it's a Cadillac full of old ladies out on the town. I was almost run off the road tonight by a car full of little old ladies laughing it up. If I hadn't been parked right next to them while waiting for a turn light, I would have sworn it was a teenager, texter, or someone driving a stolen vehicle. Truly crazy. I never expected to come so close to death at the hands of a grandmother's bridge club.